Walkin round in Women's Underwear

So this past weekend, sice I had a little bit of money, I decided that it was time to buy new underwear again.

I wear that there's a reason why I try to avoid that little task.

Ok, last time I checked guys only had three different cuts of undies. Boxers, briefs, and boxer-briefs. Pretty straightfoward. And since there aren't as many options it's pretty easy to settle on something.

I counted at least five different cuts for women. Briefs, hi-cut briefs, bikini, thong, boy short, and probably one or two more that I don't remember.

Now let's add to the complexity. Let's add fabric options, cotton, satin, lace, other. Then let's throw in some colors.

Finally let's mix them up in no percievable order. And we get the women's undie section at Wally world.

Why??? Why??? Seriously there is something wrong here. First, why do we need so many cuts? And second, why do we need useless cuts? I mean what is the point of a thong? You don't need to floss your ass!

And the kicker... the hardest thing to find is the one that probably should be. Simple briefs. Cotton ones prefereably.

I'm starting to think that those are a dying breed. I spent about 20 minutes looking before I found some, and then I ended up getting the wrong size and had to return them.

I finally ended up with somthing liveable, but geez. They're only underwear, chances are the only one who'll notice is the one wearing them. So why do we need this complexity?